Life's a comedy. 人生如戏.

(27 March 2009/7:09 PM)

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% innocent.

Note: Lucky you! There aren't boxes at the side for you to check off!

01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died
04. Been drunk
05. Had sex
06. Been to a concert
07. Gotten/given a hand job
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
10. Went scuba diving
11. Had a party

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

12. Felt someone up and/or been felt
13. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
14. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
15. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
16. Been to prom
17. Cried at school
18. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store
19. Went streaking
20. Given or received a lap dance

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
22. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
23. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
24. Kissed a stranger
25. Hugged a stranger
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
30. Done drugs

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

31. Played strip poker/darts/pool
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Ran away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Made beans
40. Been in love

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
50. Watched an animal die

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Made spicy beans
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed Goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Left a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Been raped

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

67% innocent...
wth -___-
this isn't true!
Hahaha, whatever.
Just being random! :D

Yet another entry by WEN SHENG.