Life's a comedy. 人生如戏.

15 APRIL 2007

(15 April 2007/6:15 PM)

okay! this is the extras......
JUST FOR LAUGHS -
1st joke)

pilot : our plane is losing control,please fasten seat belts and put on the gel because there are sharks in the sea
xxxx : the gel makes the shark wont eat us?
pilot : no,it makes the shark dont enjoy our meat only

2nd joke)

Ah beng walks on a pavement and nearly stepped on something brown.

He stuck his finger in it, took a lil bit on his index finger and squinted at it.

"Looks like shiit."

He put the finger near his nose and inhaled.

"Smells like shiit."

He then puts his finger in his mouth.

"Tastes like shiit."

He stands up and walks away.

"Wha! Luckily I never stepped on it!"

3rd joke)

a blonde went 2 a hairdresser 2 get her hair cut.
Blonde:just cut it short but dont remove my head phone
so the hairdresser did wat she was told but then the hairdresser accidentally knock the head phones off and the blonde died. the hairdresser was shocked and picked the head fones 2 listen. Breathe in Breathe out Breathe in breathe out

4th joke)

blonde,redhead and brunette gonna get executed by getting shot. redhead was up firstas the guard was about 2 shoot she scream TORNADO!!! every1 took cover and she manage 2 escape. the guard was furious and called the brunette up.as the guard was bout 2 shoot again she scream EARTHQUAKE!!! and every1 again took cover.and she excape.the blonde knew wat 2 do.again when the guard was bout 2 shoot she scream FIRE!!!!!
*Boom*

5th joke)

There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"

haha..
thats all folks..
lols. :D

Yet another entry by WEN SHENG.